dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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