stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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