the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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