there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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