it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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