i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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