he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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