So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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