Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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