I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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