So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
where does the pee come out of this thing
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize