Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
