Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
my liver is dry heaving
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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