pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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