seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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