My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Why did my mother make you get naked?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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