Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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