Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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