where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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