Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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