I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Dick very happy bro
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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