There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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