Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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