I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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