you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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