So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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