We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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