I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize