yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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