I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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