4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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