: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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