i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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