handjob tips. give me some.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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