Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I had to cum in my sink.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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