I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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