Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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