think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I did not marry a roomba.
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