Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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