okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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