We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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