Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am naked and annoyed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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