Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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