i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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