remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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