Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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