Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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