On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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