Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
