It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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