a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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