Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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