I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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