Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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