Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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