its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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