Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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